Give Us This Day Our Daily Chicken

Colonel Sanders goes to visit the Pope.  When he gets there he says “I wanted to ask you about this prayer.  This ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ thing.  I wanted to ask you if you could change it to ‘Give us this day our daily chicken.’  I’ll give you 10 million dollars if you’ll make the change.”  “What!?” exclaims the Pope, “That’s crazy, it’s a prayer!”  “$20 million.” Sanders replies.  “Forget it, it’s a prayer!” the Pope protests.  “$40 million and that’s my final offer” Sanders says.  “Well, I’ll see what can be done” the Pope says, standing to leave.

 

Later that day the Pope is meeting with his cardinals.  “Boys, I’ve got good news and bad news.  The good news is we’ve got 40 million dollars.  The bad news is, we lost the Wonder Bread account.”

 

-B-

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