Top 10 Signs You’re in for a Rainy, Wet, Marathon

10. There’s a booth at the expo renting snorkels and masks

9. There’s no wheelchair division but there is a kayak division.

8. You’ve spent the last 3 miles pacing off a kid dressed as a duck. When you catch him, you find out it’s a duck dressed as a kid.

7. The start music is the theme song from Titanic.

6. Race Director: Jacques Cousteau.

5. The guy next to you in the start corral brought a fishing pole.

4. The turn marker at mile 7? It’s a buoy.

3. Pro field includes Michael Phelps

2. You have to sign a waiver that acknowledges there is no lifeguard on duty.

1. The mile markers are labeled in nautical miles.

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